caution

It’s a wild world.

See?

What’d did they tell you?

That trip down the birth canal and out into this cold and free world,

Bumpy wasn’t it?

It’s okay if you don’t remember.

Be cautious while chasing the bunnies, they have already learned your next step

It’s funny

You smile at the obscurity of the night

I smile at your illumination

Don’t give me threats of abandonment

I know they are always empty.

Even your bright white teeth tell me so.

Do you brush the full two minutes?

The fortune teller told me I would marry someone with high cheekbones

Can you take off your veil so I can check, please?

I might even promise you happiness.

How’s that for a bargain.

Caution.